Oh, Matron

In the People's Republic of Victoria the Government has launched a new call centre where the stakes are higher than at most other centre. From Chairman Bracks:

NOW EVERY VICTORIAN FAMILY HAS A NURSE-ON-CALL - 4 June 2006

Victorian families wanting immediate health advice now have it at their fingertips, with the launch today of Victoria’s Nurse-On-Call 24-hour hotline.

Launching the service at its new Richmond call centre, Premier Steve Bracks said callers would be able to speak to an experienced nurse, discuss their illness or condition, receive advice and be directed to the care or treatment they need.

“Whether you’re a mum whose kids have come down with the flu in the middle of the night, or an elderly Victorian who wants advice about how to manage their long-term back pain, you’ll be able to get straight through to a registered nurse, without having to endure an annoying automated menu system,” Mr Bracks said.

When the idea was first canvassed, it was controversial. The theory went (with some validity) that the call centre was merely an excuse to erode funding to more conventional face-to-face medical services. The assumption implicit in this thinking is that call centres are a second best option, an assumption that is far from clear. The convenience of phone contact, plus the ability to service remote areas effectively and the chance for a second and third opinion mean that a nursing service call centre is an idea with plenty of potential.

According this this FAQ the staff on board are all registered nurses rather than coming from a call centre background - thankfully, given the woeful medical knowledge of most call centre employees. (However, they seem to know plenty about popping pills. Go figure.) It's heartening though, that work in a call centre is perceived as worthwhile and professionally fulfilling when a generation ago it's likely to have been sneered at. Given that 500,000 calls a year are estimated to be recieved by the centre (1 for every 8 Victorians), it's clearly a significant part of the government's health strategy. With a highly competitive Grade of Service of 80-20 (80% of calls answered in 20 seconds) required by the contract, it seems that the government are keen to make sure it avoids being perceived as a second-class service.

It's worth noting that the contract to manage the call centre hasn't gone to one of the big call centre outsourcers: instead it has gone to McKesson Asia-Pacific, a niche operator who specialise in medical call centres. According to their website, here's their sales pitch:

McKesson Asia-Pacific is the leading provider of high-quality telephone-based healthcare throughout Australia and New Zealand.

We employ health professionals, including nurses, social workers and psychologists, to provide health advice programs for:

State and national governments
Area Health Services and District Health Boards
Health insurers
Other private healthcare providers

Carry on.

Now that's a bonus!

From The Age today:

NEXT time you walk into the office tea room, don't be surprised to see a wanted poster offering a lucrative reward. It won't be for the colleague who stole your chocolate biscuits.

As the nation enjoys near record low unemployment, the skilled worker has become Australia's most wanted. Last week, Fitzroy web design company Reactive Media sent out an email that transformed its 25 staff from salaried cyber geeks into corporate bounty hunters.

"We've decided to start a recruitment bonus scheme here at Reactive and it could mean a cool $500 in your pocket," the message said. "Here's how it works: You refer a potential employee to Reactive. They get the job. They stay in it for at least three months. We give you a $500 bonus."

Refer-a-friend campaigns are nothing new to the call centre industry, but now it seems the stakes are getting a little higher. In my call centre, there's a long standing promise of a pair of movie tickets (total value = $30) to whoever refers a friend who ends up lasting more than a month in the job. According to The Age article, hundreds, and potentially even thousands of dollars are now on the table.

Encouraging your existing staff to recommend people to fill vacancies is a fine idea, particularly during a prolonged labour shortage like the one we're experiencing at the moment. It seems doubly useful in the call centre biz, given that the industry traditionally has a high level of turnover, with many staff coming and going within a few months.

There are considerable benefits to both employers and employees in the model. For employers, it reduces the risk associated with each new recruit: new employees who come with a recommendation from existing employees would surely be more likely to stick around than unknown candidates with only a resume and a friendly smile to back them up. It's hard not to have just a smidgeon of sympathy for employers who go to the invest in the training of staff only to see them walk out the door soon after.

And for employees, the cash is not the only benefit. You can imagine that staff are more likely to stick around if they are working amongst friends, and this style of recruiting will do just that.

So with both parties as the winners, who are the losers? Only the professional recruiting companies, who traditionally charge a significant commission for their services, and are now seeing the job done by amateurs.

Viva la labour shortage!

It really does hurt to smile

Researchers in Germany might be busy trying to score tickets to Togo versus Ecuador at the moment, but a few months back they were on the money with some interesting research into stress in the service industry:

The study tested students working in an imaginary call centre who were subject to abuse from clients.

Some of the participants were allowed to answer back, while others had to be polite and friendly all the time.

Those who stood up to clients had a rapid heartbeat for a brief period, but for those who had to remain friendly their heart was still racing long after the client had hung up.

The conclusion reached by the psychologists was that "being friendly against one's will causes nothing but stress".

So Stan Zemanek's not an arse-hole, he's just looking after his health.

Thanks for holding

Hope the wait wasn't too long and you liked the on-hold music. I'm sure you'll agree Greensleeves does sound good when it's played on a synthesiser with just three notes.

Mad_Bunyip has been overwhelmed with other things these past few months, but now that Mum's posted bail I'll be back on deck. A post every few days is my aim, give or take the occasional distraction.

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